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Salute '08

10% Off Salute '08 Pre-Orders at Artemis Black's

As usual our van will be jam packed and we'll be selling through our website and store right up until the day we leave so for those of you with specific miniatures you'll be expecting to pick up from us then we highly suggest dropping us a pre-order list.

You can pay in advance by any of our usual methods or in cash on the day.

All of our lines are eligible for this offer, including the new lines we'll be adding between now and the show as they arrive.

Note: You can't get the 10% pre-order discount and then get your entrance fee back if you choose to pay in cash on the day - so don't even try mister!


Salute - Spend £100 and Get in Free with Artemis Black's

Last year our offer was very popular so we've decided to do a repeat. Think of it as an homage rather than unoriginal!

Spend £100 in crisp British currency at our stand and we'll hand you back £9 of your entrance fee. And yes, like last year, you have to actually give us the money. We have lil bags made up of £9 and there might be a badge or some other embarrassing piece of tacky tat you will be forced to leave our stand with and subtly throw in the nearest bin.

To avoid the obvious 'Why isn't it £10' question, well twofold really. £9 is the price of a queue buster badge so you shouldn't have waited until the last minute ya worrywarts! And secondly (and the only real reason) is that it's the same offer as the official deal offered by Skytrex and Old Glory and we don't want to step on any toes.

You can find us at stand TD16, right next to the painting competition and down the central aisle. For regular customers that's exactly the same place as last year! For non regular customers I have left a subtle hint on the map below that should allow the eagle-eyed amongst you to find us...



(That green block on the map also in the subtle hint is our demo area)

On the day we shall be carrying all our usual lines and a few brand new lines acquired specifically for Salute (which we will of course continue stocking after the show).

  • We'll have our full stock of Gamezone Miniatures and a few show only offers.
     
  • We'll be bringing the remaining sale stock from Dark Age Games as well as the brand new line complete with gaming cards at up to 20% off.
     
  • Warmachine, Hordes, Iron Kingdoms & Infinity at up to 15% off
     
  • Hasslefree & Black Scorpion at RRP! (Yes I know, same as last year we'll be respecting the fact that they are attending the show themselves)
     
  • Salute Exclusives include Masquerade , Wyrd , Dragonblood , Ebob , Resina Planet, Degra , Spyglass and probably some other stuff I've forgotten about.
     
  • We'll also be bringing along Shadowforge, Warcrow, Dragonrune, Magnificent Egos, Thunderbolt Mountain, Cold War, Amera & Tehnolog Scenery and Coat D'Arms Paints.

    See you there!

    Artemis.

Cake 4: This Time It's Personal!

Yeah baby, it's back and bigger than ever!

Spend £20 at our stand, say the magic phrase and grab yourself one of these little beauties...

*

"What's the magic phrase mister Black?" I hear your tummies cry in true pantomime fashion.
Well I'm not telling ya! If you don't know by now then you don't deserve cake dammit!
(No doubt somebody will reply to this with the magic phrase so don't worry your pretty little bellies)

"Ubercake"

The most elite club in gaming™ will once again grow and somebody else will join this elite band of portly warriors ...**

... just by spending £150 at our stand and saying the mysterious magic phrase.
(Yes it's gone up, anyone spending £100 already get's their entrance fee back and the last years the ubercake has gine within scant minutes of opening!)

Mrs Artemis' Cake of Legend

Every year we bring cake to the Salute masses and every year I get the leftovers. Well this year I've raised the stakes! Are you fa *cough* 'man' enough for the ultimate cake related challenge?

Anyone crazy enough to spend £250 at our stand and say the magical and awe inspiring phrase will take away 'my' cake. Hand made by Mrs Artemis and filled with buttercreamy goodness this is my reward for putting up with you lot for a whole day....

***

... Mmmm Cakey.
If nobody claims this culinary marvel then I'll be slicing it up at the end of the day for me and trader friends so you're also robbing them!
(For those of you of a fussy persuasion it's a vanilla Victoria sponge with buttercream and jam)

The Rules

  • 1. As always you must say the phrase out loud and without whispering, sideward glances to check for worried friends or coughing.

  • 2. You must spend £20 (or £150 or £250), anyone spending £19.99 is just out of luck. Luckily for you nothing in our stand is priced ending in .99.

  • 3. You let me bloody know if you're someone I know from a forum!

*Cakes may vary. Cakes may contain nuts. Cakes may be delicious.

** No that's not a real trademark. Who the hell would trademark 'The most elite club in gaming' and use it for cake related stories. Hmm, ok now I actually wanna do that. Let me look into it.

*** That's the practice cake, it's been sliced up and eaten - by Mrs Artemis's friends and Nanny Artemis! A brand new cake will be made to bring to the show and will probably have some bonus decorations!
Oh and if anyone actually spends the £250 on purpose just to get a cake then you need serious psychological help. But don't get it and feel free to come back next year where I'll flog you a muffin for a grand.


Wyrd at Salute '08

Wyrd Games' full Miniature and Base line will be at Salute '08 exclusively at Artemis Black's stand.

We will be stocking the entire line including the brand new Base inserts and the Dwead Piwate Rupprecht!

Assuming the package doesn't get waylaid by Pirates then we'll also have a limited stock of a pre-release special, The Judge. This will be show only until it's proper release. You can find photos of the artwork and green for the Judge in Wyrd's new e-zine available HERE

Also as Wyrd have inevitably joined the growing number of companies falling foul to the rising prices of base materials and raised their prices recently then it will also be the last chance to buy them at the existing price as we're holding off the price rise until after Salute is over.

We can be found using this handy dandy map with the oh so subtle pointer...

Artemis Black's also carry the line through our website and they are included in a our pre-order deal.


Spyglass at Salute '08

Steve Buddle's recently relaunched Spyglass line will be at Salute '08 exclusively at Artemis Black's stand.

We will be stocking the entire line including the brand new 54mm Dark Elf, Zahnn. We'll also have the remaining stock of the discontinued miniatures Sherlock Holmes, Demonic Wretches and the reassigned Zo figures.

We can be found using this handy dandy map with the oh so subtle pointer...

Artemis Black's will also be carrying the line through our website and they are included in a our pre-order deal.


Dragonblood New Releases at Salute '08

The Lone Brushman aka Eric Louchard's excellent Dragonblood line will be at Salute '08 exclusively at Artemis Black's stand.

We will be stocking the entire line including the brand new Witch and Outlaw Queens and some of the past releases that haven't before hit the UK shores due to our closure at the end of last year.

We can be found using the map below...

Artemis Black's will also be carrying the line through our website permanently and they are included in a our pre-order deal.

 


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